Governor Ayodele Fayose   Governor Ayodele Fayose of Ekiti State has said that he will dump the People’s Democratic Party if the Supreme Court ruling does not favour the Makarfi-led caretaker committee in the leadership face-off with Sherrif.   According to a media report by Channels TV, Fayose said this to newsmen on Tuesday while reacting to media reports that he had removed the name and logo of the PDP from his campaign office and mini signposts mounted on Ado and Ikere-Ekiti roads.   Fayose, however, stated that he remains a bona fide member of the PDP until the outcome of the court ruling.   Despite reconciliation efforts, the governor has stated several times that he does not recognise Senator Ali Modu Sheriff as the party’s leader.   On February 17, a Federal High Court sitting in Port Harcourt had ruled that the caretaker committee headed by Senator Ahmed Makarfi was illegal and could not act on behalf of the PDP.   ...

Ex-Unilag girl who passed away last month .  Her name is Lola. She was hit by a car at Oyingbo on her way to work at Apapa. She was working with MTN.  She had a boy friend named Emeka, a banker who was recently transferred to Abuja. Both of them were true lovers. She spent half of the day and most night talking with Emeka on her phone. Lola's family knew about their relationship. Emeka was very close to Lola's family in spite of the tribal differences. (just imagine their love.) Before she passed away at LUTH, she told her friends:"If I pass away, please bury me with my cell phone"She also said the same thing to her parents. After her death at LUTH, the attendants couldn't carry her body to the mortuary. A lot of them tried to do so but couldn't. So they went to call a priest in church who had the gift of communicating with the dead. He sprinkled some salt and water on the body and started speaking to himself slo...

The police property allegedly rented out to a church in the area   A shocking discovery has left many residents baffled in Ejigbo area of Lagos state in this report by PM Express. According to the report, residents of the community have exposed a shocking discovery that the police station built in the area to enhance security has been abandoned and rented out to a popular church in Lagos.   P.M.EXPRESS gathered that the church, Living Rock Ministry allegedly rented the station located at Omiyale Street in Ejigbo and converted it into a worship centre.   Some of the residents who spoke to our Correspondent said the church has been inside the station for over five years now and the pastor in charge has allegedly been paying rent to subsequent DPOs who have served under the Ejigbo division.   According to them, because it was rented out to the church, the police has abandoned it for the church to continue to use the station properties because of the ...

Four Laughs: No1: A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep. The next day their driver died of poisoning. No 2: A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked his Dad why. He answered, "so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum." No 3: A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said "sir. you are my witness you know I never wear panties!" No 4: A man went to the pub with his wife. When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife & whispered, "You must DEMAND cash before sex, I know him he doesn't pay.  Now that you've smiled, don't be stingy with the smiles, share them With 4 friends for 6 Laughs

    The American president, Donald Trump has not been popular with his people in recent times considering some of the policies he came up with.   The president is considered to be one of the most hated US presidents of all time.   Now, Super Deluxe has decided to make a compilation of Donald Trump's speeches into an early 2000s song and it's totally hilarious.   It is perhaps the funniest video you'll see on the internet today.   Watch the video below:  

  Dino Melaye   With this current situation of politician and senator of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Senator Dino Melaye, it is imperative to note that the law makers are mostly the first breakers of their own laws.   It has been reported that Dino melaye didn’t graduate from Ahmadu Bello Unibversity Zaria (ABU) as he claimed. He also claimed he’s a graduate of London school of Economics and student of Harvard University. The both higher institutions have come to deny the claims why ABU is yet to make a statement on Dino graduating from Geography department from the prestigious university.   Here are 7 things I have learnt from this Dino melaye certificate saga, and I believe you should also take a clue from this incident: (1). Most Nigerian Politicians are not loyal and care about the feelings of the masses:   If a Nigerian politicians are not loyal to this country. They are not afraid of the masses or our feelings. They just do wha...

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Ice Prince and ex-girlfriend Maima   Nigerian singer, Ice Prince has opened up on why his relationship with ex-girlfriend, Maima crashed. He said it was Maima that jilted him and that he never caught her cheating on him with any married man as some had reported.   He revealed this while speaking with Punch.  “She didn’t cheat on me. I never caught her cheating and I never suspected her to be cheating on me. I was the one that messed up. That is all I can tell you. It is gone now. I don’t intend to say how I messed up. Right now, I am single.”  Ice Prince said.   He didn't specify what he actually did that made Maima to leave him.   When asked if he has got over her, he quickly said,  “I’m not trying to get over her, I am over her already. I am trying to rearrange my life and make money and establish my brand.”   And as he has left Chocolate City, the label that brought him to limelight, Ice Prince said he has no problems wi...

Senator Dino Melaye   A schoolmate of the embattled Dino Melaye, Abdussobur Salaam, at the Ahmadu Bello University, ABU, has said the certificate scandal rocking the senator is a retribution for his past sins.   Salaam‎ who now works at the Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta (FUNAAB), spoke against the backdrop of the certificate controversy in which the senator is currently embroiled.   According to Premium Times Salaam while speaking on a Pen pushing social media platform, said he studied political science at ABU at the same time Melaye was a student in the Department of Geography at the university.   “Permit me to make an intervention on the issue of Dino and ABU, having been admitted and ‘graduated’ from ABU same year as Dino. I use the word ‘graduated’, very guardedly and with caution. “Permit me to say that as at the time we were admitted, Geography Department was under the Faculty of Arts and Social Sciences (FASS). In our 200 ...

  Mimi Ubini S*xy and multi- talented Nollywood actress, Mimi Ubini is one of the gorgeous damsels making waves in the movie industry. The curvy actress who gets men drooling over her Instagram pictures, is a center of attention whenever she steps into a place. At a recent award ceremony, men were staring seductively at her but the young lady handled the unprecedented attention perfectly well as it has become a part of her life. Speaking in an interview with TheNewsGuru, she spoke on her most challenging role, stating that an actor once had an erection playing a romantic role with her. "It’s a nasty role, I won’t want to play such a role in the future. In the movie, I stole my friend’s boyfriend and made love to him. While playing the role, we had to act a s*x scene. I was professional while interpreting it, but he wasn’t. He had an erection"

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  Cossy Ojiakor   When I was growing up, I so much admired Nollywood from the outside. I remember the days of evergreen Nigerian films like Ashes to Ashes where Francis Duru was the star actor, Domitila, Ijele, Glamour Girls, Rituals, Sunset in Africa, Living in Bondage, Laraba,  Issakaba, My love, Oracle, Vuga, Igodo, Saworo Ide, State of Emergency and other love related movies by Ramsey Noah. I may never stop if I continue to make a list of the films that rocked our screens in the 90s and early 2000s.   When Jim Iyke made his breakthrough with Emotional Crack, I joined his fan page willfully. I loved the eloquence of Sam Dede, thug style of Hanks Anuku, Chidi Mokeme, Jerry Amilo and others.   I wanted to join the film industry after my university education. I finally got a chance in 2011 after my National Youth Service Corp programme. I featured in a couple of TV soaps, stage plays and movies from 2012-2014. Travelling to Lagos from Ibadan regu...

Mavin producer, Don Jazzy, on Monday shared a moment for the second time with the Big Brother Naija housemates. But this time around, the music producer was in the house to record the song ‘See Gobe’ compiled by housemates. Each housemate was seen showcasing their talents before Don Jazzy as they debut the song. On his initial visit in the morning , he had a chat with housemates as he passed a compliment at Tboss. Tboss, however, disclosed to housemates that she  wants to eat Don Jazzy’s apple  So far, Don jazzy is the first celebrity to appear twice in the house.

Dem say Boko Haram don poison beans after I buy half bag for house. From the one wey I cook, I give my dog, Bingo, make im first test am. 45mins later, bingo still dey waka, dey jolly. Na I come chop my own. After I don chop finish, my gateman run come tel me say bingo don die, hey! I run enter house, begin drink full gallon of palm oil for my belle, chop 22 bitter kola wit 3 long bitter leaf stem, chop walnuts with the shell no time to crack, swallow moringa with aloe vera as treatment combo. Garlic and onions be like sweet for my mouth. I come dey sweat as if na oven be my bedroom. I dey think say my life don finish. I come outside. Na ma gateman com they tell me say the driver wey kill bingo wan come beg me! 😀😀😀 If na u, wetin u go do the gate man? ????

On their way, he asked the sailor: ‘Hey! do u know Oceanology? Biology? Ecology? Zoology? Physiology?' Epidemology? ‘NO’ said the sailor. The Prof got angry and said: 'then what do u know? You will die of illetracy'!. 30 minutes later, the boat started sinking. The sailor looked at Prof and asked: 'Prof, do u know Swiminology and Escapeology from Sharkology? ‘NO’ said the Prof. Sailor: Well that means Crocodileology will eat your Headology and u will Dielogy with your Knowledgeology because of your Mouthology and grammartology. Morals *Don't be proud!* You are not an island of knowledge, don't look down on anyone, we all have different grace and ability.

Am a married woman, my family and I live in a 3bed room apartment which we still pay rent. I work and my husband also work, but I earn more than him so I support the family too.  We shared the expenses, I take care of feeding while he pays for accommodation and school fees, which I also contribute too. We both love each other and life has been ok not until my husband came to me last week that he was broke, I asked him what he used his last salary for, which he lied to me that he sent it to his sick dad,I agreed but was very careless not to call his dad to find out.  He told me that he needed 600k to sort out something very important,I insisted on knowing what it was he needed the money for but he got upset and said I can forget if I don’t want to help him, he will just get a loan from the bank, so I had to run around. I had just 250k in my account so u borrowed 350k from my friends and co workers. I gathered the money and gave to him. 3 days later I saw a re...

3 thieves were taken to court, and were found guilty. The 1st man stole 1 sardine. The judge said 3yrs in prison bcos there are 3 fish inside 1 sardine.  The 2nd man stole a tray of egg. He got 30yrs in prison bcos a tray of egg contains 30 eggs. And the 3rd guy collapsed. Do u know why? He stole a bag of rice. 

(1)He who _refuses to mix Agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich_ is a *racist* - Martin Luther King jnr (1788) 2). He who _completely unwraps moimoi and gala_ before eating *cannot keep a secret* - Abraham Lincoln (1864) 3). Only a *courageous woman* can  _fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any_  - Albert Macauley (1872) 4). _Drinking Garri_ doesn't mean ~*u're poor*~, but _allowing the Garri to swell before drinking_ is *poverty* - Queen Elizabeth (1893) 5). Any man who _drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face_, is *capable of murder* - Michael Faraday (1899) 6). Any man that uses his _teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open_, is *not afraid of anything* - Williams Shakespeare (1900) 7). Anyone who _graduates from a conventional school without experiencing a strike_, has *never been to Nigeria* - Lord Lugard (1904) 8). He who _runs around looking for scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet_ is *not ...

My Dad joined Facebook last week. That is not the story. Ever since he did, I have been having headache censoring what to post and comment on. That is also not the gist. The story is that he called me this morning and started complaining to me. Saying; “Ikechukwu , this Facebook registration dey chop money oh”... hmmm “Daddy I no understand… how?” I enthused. he sighed and said: “Since wey I tell Ada, your sister to register me for Facebook, na so-so money I dey spend” I became somewhat inquisitive about his meaning of 'spending' to register on Facebook. “She bin no subscribe for MB before registering you?” he raised eyebrows and said: “ahh which one be MB? I hope say she no go come collect another money for that one?  Because I don pay N8,000 for chatting permit, N10,000 for friend request fee, N3,000 for posting fee, N6,000 for profile picture permit and this evening again, your sister don talk say Facebook say make I bring N5,000 for international Face...

  Kei  Ansu Kamara Kei Ansu Kamara is a Sierra Leonean footballer who currently plays for the New England Revolution in Major League Soccer as a striker.  The footballer who recently scored in New England’s 3 – 0 win over Montreal Impact on Sunday was so ecstatic that he celebrated his goal in a funny way. The man actually got down and began to twerk on the pitch, giving the fans something different from what they've been seeing on the pitch before. However, this got him a yellow card as the referee was not pleased with it. Watch the funny video below: