I CAN'T LAUGH ALONE by Prince Obilor (Omoba)

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3 thieves were taken to court, and were found guilty. The 1st man stole 1 sardine. The judge said 3yrs in prison bcos there are 3 fish inside 1 sardine. 

The 2nd man stole a tray of egg. He got 30yrs in prison bcos a tray of egg contains 30 eggs.

And the 3rd guy collapsed. Do u know why? He stole a bag of rice. 


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