Jokes of The Day: A TOUCHING STORY!!!

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One day a boy closed from school. He saw a cat lying by the street side as though it was dead. To satisfy his curiosity, the boy came close and touched the cat to see if it was dead or hurt. 

He touched the first time, there was no response. He then touched the cat again. He continued touching, touching and touching. Like I said earlier, this is a TOUCHING story. Thank you for reading it.

U can now go back to what U were doing b4.

Na so una go just dey find story.

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