Jokes: University of Aso Rock's Second Semester Exams by ABU Ramlah

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Course - Concept of Presidential Marriage

Code - PRE 219

Time Allowed - Till Buhari Returns from Germany

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Question 1
Compare and contrast the mannerism and behaviour of Mama Peace and Aisha. In your view who was more dramatic. Back your answers with quotable, quotes from both first ladies. 10mks
Question 2
Between the statements 'there is God oo' and 'Out of 50 people my husband appointed he knows only 5', which one holds more potential to activate rib cracking laughter? 10 mks
Question 3
What is considered as, 'the other room'? Give examples of such rooms in your house and what goes on there. Note; Graphic description will be rewarded. 40mks
Question 4
Which cabal is stronger? Turai, Otuoke/SS or Daura? Give cogent reasons with strong references 10mks
Question 5
Bubu says Aisha belongs to the kitchen. Justify this statement comparing and contrasting Aunty Stella, Turai and Pepe. 20 mks
Question 6
Will Aisha remain in Aso Rock kitchen baking koko and kosei after 2019? Give reasons. 10mks
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