Access Bank Mocks Mourinho After Humiliating Loss to Chelsea (Image)

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Yesterday Chelsea mauled Manchester United by 4-0 and Access bank used the opportunity to shade them and also advertise.
The bank also took a swipe at Paul Pogba - a 89million pounds investment by the club whose appearances has been blighted by intermittent cases of below-par performances.
This is the second time Access Bank will be taking a swipe at Pogba who was signed by Jose Mourinho this year, 2016 for a record fee.

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