*Oya, Make I Make You Laugh Small

Get link
Facebook
X
Pinterest
Email
Other Apps

October 27, 2016

A Nigerian, an American and a German boarded a plane. As the plane was flying over the sea satan came out and said to them: "I want you to drop something into the sea, if i find it you die,but if i don't,you live".

The American quickly plucked a button from his shirt and threw it into the sea, satan dived into the sea and came up with the button. ''see!'' he said and killed the American.

The German threw a pin into the sea, satan dived and came out with the pin. ''See!'' he said and killed the German.

The Nigerian brought out a pure water sachet, opened it and poured the content into the sea holding back the sachet. He said to Satan, ''Oya begin find water inside water...Idiot''...Proud 2 b a Nigerian jare...Even the devil dey bow 4 us.

Jokes

Get link
Facebook
X
Pinterest
Email
Other Apps

Comments

ORDER FOR YOUR FABRICS AND ACCESSORIES. +2348066186964

Buy

Girls Flash Their Breasts for 100 Dollars in the Street (Photo+Video)

October 10, 2016

The girls were tricked into flashing their breasts for $100 A prankster has shared hilarious video of girls flashing their boobs for $100. The video which was uploaded on YouTube channel called PrankGenerator shows the host asking a lot of ladies in the street to show their boobs on camera for $100. Although some were shy, they agreed but to their surprise, the money wasn't real and the whole thing was a set up prank. Some of the girls were pissed after learning of the trick. However, it was just a funny way to cool off the heat for many. Watch video below:

Explosion Rocks Shell Trunkline in Ogoniland, Rivers State (Photos)

September 27, 2016

Trunkline explosion in Goi community A trunk line which belongs to the Shell Petroleum Development Company (SPDC) carrying crude oil in the Goi community in the Ogoniland area of Rivers State was engulfed in fire and flames on Monday morning. An environmental activist, Celestine Akpobari, who visited the site, disclosed that the inferno occurred just a few meters away from a military surveillance post. According to her, the fire immediately followed the sound of an eruption affecting the Agbada/Bomu trunk line. "Goi, another Ogoni community, is on fire this early morning from an eruption on the 28-inch Agbada/Bomu trunkline belonging to Shell, which is just a few meters from the surveillance post. "The first eruption which led to a serious fire outbreak occurred in the same community last July 10, 2016, leading to a complete destruction of livelihoods belonging to the entire Akpene kindred. "The [United Nations Environmen...

The Moment WWE Legend, John Cena Proposed to His Girlfriend at WrestleMania (Photos+Video)

April 03, 2017

Pro wrestler, John Cena got down on one knee to propose to his longtime girlfriend, Nikki Bella in front of thousands Popular American professional wrestler, rapper, actor, and reality television show host, John Felix Anthony Cena Jr., a.k.a John Cena, got down on one knee to propose to his longtime girlfriend, Nikki Bella in front of 70,000 fans at WrestleMania 33 on Sunday night. According to Dailymail , the moment took place right after Cena and Bella defeated foes, The Miz and Maryse, who are a married couple in real life, in a tag team match in the ring. After winning the Sunday match, Cena launched into an emotional speech. 'This is what you wanted over a year ago. 'You broke your neck and did everything you could to come back because you wanted a WrestleMania moment. I'm so very proud of you. 'Right before your surgery, there would be a time when you would be a little loopy and I could ask you anyth...

Buhari Appoints New DG of NTA, MD of NAN & Other Heads of Parastatals

May 26, 2016

President Buhari In a statement issued on Wednesday by Segun Adeyemi, the special adviser to Lai Mohammed, Minister of Information and Culture, the President Buhari-led federal government has appointed Bayo Onanuga, editor-in-chief of TheNews, as the managing director of the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN). In all, six new chief executives have been appointed to replace those who were disengaged in some parastatals of the federal ministry of information and culture on February 15th 2016. The new Chief Executives are: 1. Mr. Ishaq Modibo Kawu – Director-General, Nigerian Broadcasting Commission (NBC) 2. Mr. Mansur Liman – Director-General, Federal Radio Corporation of Nigeria (FRCN) 3. Mr. Yakubu Mohammed – Director-General, Nigerian Television Authority (NTA) 4. Dr. Garba Abari, Director-General, National Orientation Agency (NOA) 5. Mr. Bayo Onanuga – Managing Director, News Agency of Nige...

PHOTOS: Burial of Late Kogi APC Governorship Candidate, Abubakar Audu

November 23, 2015

The burial of the former governor of Kogi state and candidate of the APC in the inconclusive governorship poll in the state , Prince Abubakar Audu, takes place today at Ogbonicha in Ofu Local Government Area. Audu was buried at 2 pm Monday afternoon. The burial rites were conducted by a team of Imams . Before his burial, men and women of faith engaged in fervent prayers to bring Audu back to life. As the prayers continued, some people started shouting loudly that he had risen. This led to assertions that Audu came back to life. Rumours quickly spread wide. Some of the dignitaries that witnessed his funeral included former Edo State Governor Lucky Igbinedion, Senator Dino Melaye, Senators Rabiu Kwakwanso and George Akume. Find first photos below: See the photos below: Digging Audu Abubakar's grave The final Islamic rites being performed on Audu The crowd that besieged the late politician's home Dignitaries being escorte...

Do You Know President Buhari's Nickname for Babangida?

October 26, 2015

President Buhari's nickname for his former colleague IBB has been revealed and its quite shocking and hilarious at the same time...check on it! President Buhari who presided over a Council of State meeting this week at the State House in Abuja, included on the guest list, former head of state, Major General Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida popularly known as IBB. It can be recalled that President Buhari and Babangida know each other very well as Babangida’s tenure as military dictator began on August 27, 1985, when he overthrew (then) Major General Muhammadu Buhari in a coup. All that is now history as the duo cordially greeted each other at the meeting. We even got to find out Buhari’s nickname for IBB. …IBRO, how are we? Watch the video below to find out!.

Search This Blog