HUSBAND AND WIFE, SO SILENT IN BED by Moses Aribo

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*Wife Thinking:* Why is he not talking to me?

Is he thinking of another woman?

Is he seeing someone else?

Don't I appeal to him anymore?
Is he trying to dump me?
Is he now finding me ugly?
Does my makeup repel him these days?
He didn't speak with me since he came in.
I know his mother does not like me May be they are arranging another wife for him.
Is this how I will end up a single mother...?
God, please save my marriage.
*WHAT IS HE UPSET?*
She gathered courage and asked him, *"honey why didn't u talk to me? Wat did I do to deserved all dis?"* Tears on her eyes..
*The husband turns and look at her with his red eyes, angry face, and den angrily replied...*

*"How on earth could Chelsea beat Man u 4-0 and we have rashford, pogba and  ibramovic on the pitch?

*LESSON:*

Some times women worry over *NOTHING....*

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