Jokes of the Day by MTM

Image result for Rev. Father laughing

A man went to Church on Sunday and gave testimony that he was infected with ebola and God had healed him.

When he had finished, he tried to give the microphone to the 2nd man but the 2nd man refused to take it: 2ND MAN- I have no testimony. Give it to Pastor.

PASTOR- I'm not in charge of testimonies so give it to the Senior Pastor.

SENIOR PASTOR- Brother in Christ, the microphone is yours. It's a gift from the Church. You may take it home.

Comments

Post a Comment

ORDER FOR YOUR FABRICS AND ACCESSORIES. +2348066186964

ORDER FOR YOUR FABRICS AND ACCESSORIES. +2348066186964
Buy

Popular posts from this blog

How I was Betrayed at PDP's National Convention in Port Harcourt - Ali Modu Sheriff

Image
Ali Modu Sheriff    The crisis within the national leadership of the Peoples Democratic Party is far from over, with Ali Modu Sheriff claiming he remained the national chairman of the party, despite being sacked by a national convention. Mr. Sheriff was sacked at the PDP convention held on Saturday in Port Harcourt, Rivers State, and the National Executive Committee which he headed, replaced with a caretaker committee. Inuwa Bwala, the spokesperson for Mr. Sheriff, told Premium Times around 8.41pm on Saturday that Mr. Sheriff remained opposed to what happened at the Port Harcourt convention, since he had announced its suspension after consulting with members of the National Working Committee of the party. “Immediately the chairman (Sheriff) received another court injunction, he called a meeting of the National Working Committee and told them that it wasn’t safe to continue with the convention of the party, especially since the court had forbidden elections virtua...
Read more

Fani-Kayode Impregnated Bianca Ojukwu in London

Image
Social media personality, Kemi Olunloyo has revealed how Femi Fani-Kayode had a relationship with Bianca Ojukwu and even got her pregnant twice when they were younger.   In a recent interview with Pulse Television, Kemi Olunloyo, the controversial daughter of former governor of Oyo State, Victor Omololu Olunloyo, has revealed that former Minister of Aviation, Femi Fani-Kayode had a relationship with Bianca Ojukwu and even got her pregnant twice when they were younger.   Kemi Olunloyo who made the claim during a recent appearance on Frankly Speaking With Jola Sotubo, said,  "Fani-Kayode was dating Bianca, Fani-Kayode was in Cambridge, I’ve seen Bianca in Fani-Kayode’s room many times, loved up and everything. They went out," she said after explaining that she was in London at the same time as the two. "So when this thing happened, Femi called me… Femi needed someone to defend him… Everybody didn’t want to get involved, but I stood up f...
Read more

Five Breast Cancer Myths Finally Revealed

Image
Actress Chioma Chukwuka (Photo: Sebeccly care centre)   More women are aware of their breast health and breast cancer, however some damaging myths exist that misinform women on the benefits of early detection and seeking prompt care. Here are just a few:   Myth1: Breast cancer is a death sentence and there are no cancer survivors   Truth: Being diagnosed with breast cancer is NOT a death sentence. With the scientific and social progress in breast cancer care, more women are surviving breast cancer in Nigeria and worldwide. A lot of Nigerian women after treatment are able to resume work and normal activities, get pregnant, have children and live a happy life. The mortality rate is high because of the late stage at presentation, survivorship barriers (affordability, accessibility and availability of cancer care) and the aggressive biology of breast cancer. If more patients present with early stage disease, receive prompt and effective treatment there would b...
Read more

Newspaper's Headlines Today 17/4/2016

Image
News Today Papers   Punch Today Thisday Today Daily Sun Today Guardian Today Vanguard Today Leadership Today Tribune Today The Nation Today Daily Times Today Daily Trust Today Daily Independents Today National Mirror Today BusinessDay Today Sahara Reporters World Today Sports Today Infotech Today Entertainment Today Business Today Politics Today Features Today Columns Today Nigerian Job Toda y
Read more

Burning Health Issues by Abu Ramlah ibn Adam

Image
In one of our training sessions,my mentor collected a Nokia torch  hand set with fully charged battery. He brought a fresh egg. Then he puts the egg and the handset together and place them into a polythene bag. He tied the bag and told us to call the phone number..... Calling....calling.. ..busy.. busy.   When the battery is drained down,  he gave the phone to the owner and cracked the egg.   Behold the egg was cooked!!.. done!!!. We were surprised and asked for the explanation. He told us that every handset emits electromagnetic rays. That it was the rays that was responsible for cooking of that egg.  He also said that for  device to  be named " hand set " by international bodies is not by accident.   He said that it is never a pocket set. He went on to say that males (men) have egg resemblance in between their legs...scrotum. He admonished men to stop putting their hand set in their pockets,  but to hold on hand. If you continue t...
Read more

A Musician with Hunchback is Murdered by Ritualists

Image
A 37-year old man with a hunchback has been brutally murdered after he was abducted by suspected ritualists in Edo State. *Photo for illustrative purpose   The man who was identified as Usokpowu alias Tokyo was a musician and professional Master of Ceremony.   Family sources said the hunchback man was abducted by gunmen at his residence at Okhokhugbo community in Egor Local Government. His corpse was later found in a primary school with his vital organs such as liver, private parts and the hunch missing.   State Commissioner of police, Chris Ezike has said that the police already begun investigation on the matter.
Read more

Buhari Finally Reveals the Shocking Reason Why IBB Removed Him from Office

Image
President Muhammadu Buhari   Thirty one years after his administration was toppled in a military coup, President Muhammadu Buhari has finally opened up on why he was sacked.   President Muhammadu Buhari Buhari said in an exclusive interview granted The Interview, that he was removed from office because he was planning to purge the military hierarchy of corruption.   Buhari, who has not spared the military even in his ongoing anti-corruption war, said senior military leaders, led by former military president, General Ibrahim Babangida and General Aliyu Gusau, removed him in August 1985, to save themselves from his wrath.   In an exclusive interview published in the current edition of The Interview magazine, Buhari challenged Babangida and Gusau to tell the truth on why they carried out the coup against him.   “I learnt,”  he said,  “that Aliyu Gusau, who was in charge of intelligence, took import licence from the ministry of comm...
Read more