Jokes of the Day by MTM

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A man went to Church on Sunday and gave testimony that he was infected with ebola and God had healed him.

When he had finished, he tried to give the microphone to the 2nd man but the 2nd man refused to take it: 2ND MAN- I have no testimony. Give it to Pastor.

PASTOR- I'm not in charge of testimonies so give it to the Senior Pastor.

SENIOR PASTOR- Brother in Christ, the microphone is yours. It's a gift from the Church. You may take it home.

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