Jokes: A Boy Returns a Missing Purse by Amazazzy

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A boy returns a missing purse to the owner in a market. 

The lady was so grateful but when she looked inside, she got confused and said, "but I had a single one thousand naira note, now there are ten pieces of hundred naira note, how come? 

The boy said, " na me change em, the last time wey I help person find purse, she say she for give me something  but change no dey...

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