Nawa For All those Rich People ooo by AbdulLateef Arowolo

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I went to see a friend from a very rich family. The maid approached me & asked. 

MAID: What would u like to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee?
ME: Tea pls.

MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea, bush tea or green tea?
ME: Ceylon tea pls.

MAID: how do u want it, black or white?
ME: White. ...

MAID: Milk or fresh cream?
ME: With milk.

MAID: Goat milk or cow milk?
ME: Cow’s milk.

MAID: Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
ME: Uhm, let me go with d freezeland cow.

MAID: Would u like it with sweetner, sugar or honey?
ME: Sugar.

MAID: Bee sugar or cane sugar?
ME: Cane sugar

MAID: White, brown or yellow sugar?
ME: Abeg, forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water...

MAID: Mineral, tap or distilled water?
ME: Mineral water.

MAID: flavored or non flavored?
ME: Infact get me an empty glass!

MAID: Do you want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug?
ME: Abeg, free me, I go swallow my spit..."

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