WELCOME TO NIGERIA by ABU Ramlah
1. Where sex is free and love is costly.
2. Where loosing a phone is more painful than loosing virginity.
3. Where, if you don't cheat on your partner, you are not sharp and smart.
4. Where bathrooms have become photo studios.
5. Where getting a Galaxy phone is greater than achieving a degree.
6. Where yahoo boys have brighter future than graduates.
7. Where churches are turned into dating points.
8. Where worshiping God in truth and spirit is difficult.
9. Where lies are turned into realities.
10. Where ladies fear Pregnancy than HIV.
11. Where pizza delivery is faster than emergency response.
12. Where people fear thieves and robbers more than God.
13. Where people go to Church with Smartphones and Tablets rather than Bible.
14. Where guys are scared of getting married but love to have sex.
15. Where we have highest number of musician due to unemployment.
16. Where the higher your offense the lower your punishment and vice versa.
17. Where the number of Churches are more than the worshipers.
18. Where we say "PDP, APC. more than we say "Praise THE LORD".
19. Where a school drop-out politician is ten times richer and more respected than a Professor.
20. Where unemployed youths pick up weapons to fight in support of the politicians who deprive them of employment and a good life.
21. Where someone who cannot speak English is given honorary Doctorate degrees.!
True or false?
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