joke of the day

My parents were watching
one american movie yesterday evening,
I was bored so i decided to join
them,as we were watching the movie, my younger brother also joined and they showed a scene a young
guy of my brother's age started romancing a lady, they kissed each other and
when the guy proceeded to touch the  girl's b**bs, ( i looked straight to my dad and
notice that his eyes changed, then i continued seeing the movie) while they
were still kissing, they both fell
on the chair  (i knew
something was going to happen) and then the guy
was about removing the girl's bra...
MY DADDY looked at my brother with a very serious face and
shouted with a loud voice "TAIYEEEE!! have
you ironed the car"?

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