Joke of the Day: Dad, I'm in Love With a Boy who is Far Away from me

Girl: Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. 

 

I am in Ghana and he lives in d UK.

We met on a dating website, became friends on facebook, had long chats on whatsapp, proposed to each other on skype, and now we've had 2 months of relationship through viber.

I need ur blessings and good wishes daddy.

Dad said: Wow! Really!! Then get married on twitter, have fun on tango. 

Buy your kids on e-bay, send them thru gmail. 

And if you are fed up with your husband.. 

Sell him on OLX.com

Nonsense generation! You will divorce on yahoo! 

Don't laugh alone .

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