Two Foolish Girls in the Exams Hall Forwarded by Diqrular

**The Two foolish girls in the Exam hall**



MARY: How was your paper Gloria ?

GLORIA: It was kind of hard, I didn't know the past tense of 'think', I thought and thought and thought for a long time, then finally i wrote 'thunk'

MARY: I guess you are right because I wrote thunk after I thought 4 a while.. ...

MARY: Shit! And what about the past tense of 'write' ?

GLORIA: I dont know what I wrote, I think I wrote 'written'

MARY: That one I didn't even bother, When I saw the next number asking for the past tense of 'go', I just went out of the Exam Room.

GLORIA: Me too, when I reached that number I couldn't take it anymore, Those idiots gave us an exam beyond our scope..
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