BOSS: (Shouting) William!!!William!!! come to my office now! William: Yes sir! BOSS : William, I saw you arguing with the customer who just left. I have told you on several occasions that the customer is always right. Do you understand? William: Yes sir! The customer is always right sir. BOSS : So what were you arguing about? William: He said that this company is the worst he has ever known and you are the most stupid boss he has ever come across. He says u behave like a goat. BOSS: That bastard. What did u say to him? William: I told him he's right bcos you've told us that customers are always right. 

Ex-Unilag girl who passed away last month .  Her name is Lola. She was hit by a car at Oyingbo on her way to work at Apapa. She was working with MTN.  She had a boy friend named Emeka, a banker who was recently transferred to Abuja. Both of them were true lovers. She spent half of the day and most night talking with Emeka on her phone. Lola's family knew about their relationship. Emeka was very close to Lola's family in spite of the tribal differences. (just imagine their love.) Before she passed away at LUTH, she told her friends:"If I pass away, please bury me with my cell phone"She also said the same thing to her parents. After her death at LUTH, the attendants couldn't carry her body to the mortuary. A lot of them tried to do so but couldn't. So they went to call a priest in church who had the gift of communicating with the dead. He sprinkled some salt and water on the body and started speaking to himself slo...

The four-year-old boy was killed by his diabolic uncle   A four-year-old boy who was snatched by his 'voodoo' uncle was 'skinned alive' before allegedly having his heart eaten by the family member, according to reports in South Africa. The 'evil killing' of Kamvelihle Ngalathe has rocked his home village after his gran tracked him down to a blood-soaked house of horror.   Kamvelihle had gone missing while out playing with friends.   Gran Nontuthuezelo Gwanya, 70, launched a search in the middle of the night in a desperate bid to find him. The gran’s sister then tipped her off her to check for the missing boy at her son’s house saying she feared he was 'in the grip of Satan” and 'did not trust him'.   When she knocked at the door at 2am her nephew would not let her in so she forced it open and her screams at what she saw brought villagers running. Police returned and arrested the 30-year-old man.   Neighbours said the boy’s rib...

  The couple were stripped naked and paraded in public   A young couple in India have been stripped n*ked and physically assaulted by 18 villagers after they married in secret,  Dailymail reports.  The humiliating incident happened in Shambhupura village in the Banswara District in south Rajasthan. They were targeted after they married without their family's consent.   Kachru, 21, and Monica, 19, had been in a secret relationship for two years before they finally got married and fled to Gujarat. But when Monica's parents found out they tracked down the young couple and forced them to return to the village.   There, they were reported to the village head. Shambhupura is a predominantly tribal village with most people there belonging to the Bhil community.    The girl's family had allegedly already sold her for Rs 75,000 (£905) and were paid Rs 5,000 (£60) in advance for her to marry another man in a neighbouring village. ...

  The unnamed girl hanging on the rope   A young woman was found dead hanging from a tree in an apparent suicide in the northern part of the country. According to a report by Sirrinsu media, the lady who was forced into marriage had been frustrated before her death.   Suicide has suddenly become attractive to Nigeria with several numbers of people taking their lives across the different geopolitical zones in Nigeria

  Apostle Johnson Suleman (right)   The leadership of the Omega Fire Ministries Worldwide yesterday organised a religious programme 'Help from Above' within the premises of the University of Ibadan with several people in attendance.   The General Overseer of the ministry, Apostle Suleman graced the event with the majestic grandeur of the First Man of a country as his motorcade was mistaken for that of a politician.   His presence was announced amidst a tight security that saw policemen brandishing weapons to protect the life of the cleric in a presidential style.   According to reports, the church programme was exciting and successful.   See more photos:            

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un speaks during a ceremony to award party and state commendations.   An official North Korean website warned Monday that Pyongyang will  "wipe out"  the United States if Washington starts a war on the peninsula, the latest tit-for-tat sabre-rattling that has sent tensions soaring in the region, AFP reports.   According to Vice President Mike Pence, the US supercarrier Carl Vinson will arrive in waters off the Korean peninsula "in a matter of days" amid reports the North could be preparing a sixth nuclear test.   Pyongyang is still believed to be far from reaching its aim of building a missile capable of reaching the US mainland, but the secretive nation has ramped up its rhetoric in recent weeks and has carried out two rocket tests this month alone.   In a series of editorials the Rodong Sinmun newspaper -- the official mouthpiece of the ruling Workers' Party -- said the North's forces were undeterred and ca...

Tanker Explosion in Lagos   A fire outbreak has been reported in the commercial city of Lagos on  Monday evening after a 33,000 litres tanker fully laden with diesel reportedly crashed into a car leading to an instant explosion.   According to Premium Times, the tanker which belongs to Bovas Petroleum, crashed on the BMW Car with registration number (LSD 462 CZ) while driving inward Ladipo area, Oshodi-Apapa expressway, Lagos.   It was gathered that the incident led to spillage of the entire content (diesel) of the tanker, thereby leading to an inferno.   While speaking with a correspondent when contacted, an official of Lagos emergency agency said;  “No lives lost”,  adding that  “Recovery operation ongoing by the men of the Lagos State Fire Service and LASEMA Response Team.”

The police property allegedly rented out to a church in the area   A shocking discovery has left many residents baffled in Ejigbo area of Lagos state in this report by PM Express. According to the report, residents of the community have exposed a shocking discovery that the police station built in the area to enhance security has been abandoned and rented out to a popular church in Lagos.   P.M.EXPRESS gathered that the church, Living Rock Ministry allegedly rented the station located at Omiyale Street in Ejigbo and converted it into a worship centre.   Some of the residents who spoke to our Correspondent said the church has been inside the station for over five years now and the pastor in charge has allegedly been paying rent to subsequent DPOs who have served under the Ejigbo division.   According to them, because it was rented out to the church, the police has abandoned it for the church to continue to use the station properties because of the ...

Abiodun Joseph   Abiodun Joseph, a suspected Internet fraudster, who impersonated the Ooni of Ife, Oba Adeyeye Ogunwusi, on Facebook and duped two Nigerian ladies of various sums of money, has been arrested by the Ogun State Police Command.   According to Punch Metro, the bearded suspect was said to have been arrested on Wednesday, April 19, 2017, at Ilese, in the Ijebu North East Local Government Area.   Joseph was paraded alongside three armed robbers and kidnappers at the state command headquarters, Eleweran, Abeokuta, on Monday.   The suspect had allegedly duped the ladies, who were based in the United States of America, to the tune of N600,000, which was paid through money transfer.   While parading the suspects, the state Commissioner of Police, Ahmed Iliyasu, said Joseph had been using his Facebook and Whatsapp accounts to dupe unsuspecting members of the public.   He said his men got wind of the illicit act of the 26...

  File photo   The ​Nigerian Army has said men in military uniform,‎​ who​ invaded the official residence of a Catholic priest, Rev. Fr. Benjamin Vesue, in Katsina Ala,​ ​of Benue State​, may be impersonators.​   The incident was said to have taken place ​at the weekend at St. Paul Parish, Aye-Twer, Katsina-Ala Diocese.   The suspected soldiers were said to have invaded the residence in search of arms but did not find anything.   Fr. Vesue ​told Punch that his residence ​was invaded by military men ​and that he was not at home when the soldiers came.   He said,  “The soldiers stormed the parish I oversee as early as 6am and turned the house upside down claiming they were searching for weapons.   “They searched everywhere and did not find anything. The soldiers came from Takum in Taraba State. I was not around when they came.”   ​In his reaction, ​spokesman of Special Force 707 Brigade, Major Olabisi A...

The man after he was caught   A man who tried to assault a woman for wearing an Indigenious People of Biafra cap, has met a shocker as the woman reacted in a unbelievable manner giving him two dirty slaps in return.   According to reports, the man had accosted the girl, asked her to remove the cap, when she refused, he gave her a dirty slap. Shocked by the man's reaction, the woman fought back and gave him two dirty slaps in return which led to a fight and people gathering.   Narrating the incident, the lady said:  ‘the unknown man just walked up to her asking her to remove her “IPOB Cap” because it isn’t registered with the Nigerian Government.. She refused, and then he slapped her and stabbed her with a screw driver, before destroying her iPad.’     The man was apprehended by residents of the area who surrounded and questioned him over the assault. The man admitted that he was 'high' and did not know what he was doing. When the man...

Prophet Shepherd Bushiri introduce anointed pregnancy tests that shows the name of the father   While speaking in an interview on Mpumalanga FM, the South African-based Malawian Pastor, Shepard Bushiri who is popularly known as Major One, explains that the anointed pregnancy tests by him will help his female members and followers to know the man who made them pregnant because it’s a fact that they are sleeping around without protection and with spiritual husband’s as well. “Instead of prophesying about man who made them pregnant they can just use my accurate anointed pregnancy test. I speak the Word to those pregnancy test. The power of God will get in, they use my tests and God does something,”  explained the prophet.   He also warned about the terrors of invisible men known as “spiritual husbands” that stalk ordinary people’s houses, sleeping with both men and women. These spiritual husbands who rape cause horror and agony in people’s lives, including ca...

File photo: S*x workers on the street   As the United Kingdom prepares to open its first s*x robot brothel, real life commercial s*x workers have kicked against the idea, Daily Star UK reports.   It has only been a few months since Lumidolls set up its first doll brothel in Barcelona, Spain. But they say they’re already looking for an investor in the UK.   The Spanish company says demand for lifelike androids is rising because they are legal (it’s illegal to run a traditional brothel in the UK) and men can  “perform any of their s*xual fantasies they do not dare to do with a woman.”   Lumidolls told the Daily Star UK they have commercial agreements with a s*x robot company and are considering the UK market.   A spokesperson said:  “We are currently in the process of expanding and looking for more franchisees in other countries.”   The company opened their first venue in Barcelona, where customers could get intimate wit...

Maharaji   Speaking while addressing journalists in Ibadan, the Oyo State capital, Founder of the One Love Family, Satguru Maharaji has advised President Muhammadu Buhari to rush to him for healing of his protracted illness.   Maharaji who stated this Monday after a week-long program which celebrated the 30 years of existence of Maharaji Village, along Lagos-Ibadan expressway, said;   “He supposed to seek help from black man and not white men in London. “Remember the last time he was going out of the country for medical attention, I was the only one said he would come back safe. What I’m saying is that let’s harness our power here to save ourselves. “You cannot seat down and be saying Maharaji ji is not a Muslim or Christian. Is God a Muslim? So, if he can come to me, I’ll heal him.”   While speaking on Southern Kaduna crisis, the self-acclaimed saviour after Jesus and Mohammed, claimed that if the people can invoke the holy name of Maharaji o...

No fewer than 30 persons watching the Europa League football match between Manchester United and Anderlecht perished in Calabar on Thursday evening. A survivor told one of our correspondents that a transformer near the viewing centre located in the Iyang-Esu area of the Calabar Municipal Local Government Area exploded during the match and this caused a high-tension cable to drop on the viewing centre. The survivor said amid sobs, “It happened during the match between Manchester United and Anderlecht. I heard a deafening bang. I rushed out to see what was happening. When I turned back to go inside the viewing centre, I saw a cable coming  down on the centre and this electrocuted the viewers in the hall. “It was a horrible sight to behold. I wish I didn’t come out to watch the match. Come to think of it, I have DStv at home but I enjoy watching matches at viewing centres. I could have been dead. I can’t believe that the people I was chatting and joking with...

Sen. Dino Melaye escaped death by the whiskers as gunmen invaded his house in the early hours of Saturday at Ayetoro-Gbede in Kogi State.   The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN), gathered that the gunmen numbering about ten arrived the house at about midnight through the bush and opened fire from different directions on the house.   The house was riddled with bullets while two of the vehicles parked in the estate were damaged by the hoodlums.   Melaye, (APC-Kogi West), was in his country home at Ayetoro-Gbede in Ijumu Local Government Area for the Easter holiday at the time of the attack   The Police Public Relations Officer in the state, ASP William Aya told NAN that the police received a distress call from the senator at about 1 a.m. and immediately responded.   He said the hoodlums escaped before the police arrived, thereby making arrest impossible.   Aya said the Commissioner of Police, Mr Wilson Inalegwu had set up an investigation committee hea...

Former Miss World, Agbani Darego, has taken to her Instagram page to share the official photo from her wedding, which took place on Saturday, April 8.   The first native African to win Miss World, who shared the good news on social media, did not reveal the full identity of her husband, but many online users identified him simply as Ishaya Danjuma, who is the son of General Theophilus Yakubu Danjuma.   According to reports the fashion entrepreneur got married at the popular Amanjena luxury resort in Marrakech, Morocco, where Agbani was seen wearing a classic sheath wedding dress with a stunning low back, while Ishaya wore a classic grey suit.   Recall that in 2001, Darego was crowned Most Beautiful Girl in Nigeria. A few months later she was a contestant at Miss Universe, and became the first Nigerian to place among the top 10 semi-finalists, finishing seventh overall. She was the only one to wear a maillot as opposed to a bikini during the swimsuit compet...

Rival cult groups engaged in gun battle on the streets of Ilorin, Kwara State capital during which four men were allegedly killed. Vanguard gathered that several shops and homes around Baboko,Osere,Ikokoro areas of Ilorin where the gun fight took place had been  under lock since Thursday night when the incident occurred as shop owners and residents feared being hit by stray bullets. A similar incident had  occurred around the same Ikokoro area in 2016 after a suspected cult member, Wasiu Adanri, was murdered. Sunday Vanguard sources said the Thursday night’s gun fight started after one of the victims, simply identified as ‘Abbey’, was  shot dead around Ikokoro area.  The unidentified gunmen, believed to be of a rival cult group,were said to have stormed the area at about 7.45pm and allegedly went straight to the apartment of the victim and fired several gun bullets at him. The victim, who was allegedly confirmed dead by his killers before they left, was sa...

    A horrified shopper was left chilled to the bone when she reached into a supermarket fridge for a yoghurt – and grabbed a twelve foot python, The Sun UK reports.   The woman’s screams alerted manageress Martie Esnouf who ran to find the woman yelling “SNAKE” as she pointed into the dairy section of the chiller.   The shocked manageress  saw the African rock python curled up seemingly asleep amongst the yoghurts and milk cartons and called for staff to help.   A local snake catcher was called to tackle the African Rock Python – which can grow to over 20 feet in length – and kills by crushing its unlucky victims to death.     He pulled out all the yoghurts and dairy items from the freezer until he could see the python’s full length and a colleague brought a sack to put it in.   A terrified worker at the Spar shop in Komatipoort in Mpumalanga , South Africa, can be seen standing behind the snake catcher with a M...

  Oba of Benin, His Royal Majesty, Oba Ewuare II   The Oba of Benin, His Royal Majesty, Oba Ewuare II, on Saturday received as gifts two tortoises said to be 117 years old.   The Oba received the tortoises when he visited traditional rulers in the Edo North senatorial district.   He was received at the palace of the Otaru of Auchi, His Royal Highness, Aliyu Momoh, Ikelebe III, in the Etsako West Local Government Area of the state.   During the visit, Oba Ewuare II called on traditional rulers in Edo State to promote measures aimed at conserving the environment and encouraging forest regeneration.   He urged the traditional rulers in the area to support his initiative on youth empowerment and job creation.   He stressed the need to key into the agricultural policies of the state government, by making land available to investors and encouraging the youths to embrace agriculture to boost food production.   Oba Ewuare I...

General Overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God Worldwide (RCCG), Pastor Enoch Adejare Adeboye     The General Overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God Worldwide (RCCG), Pastor Enoch Adejare Adeboye, has cursed some greedy Nigerians who are “destroying the Naira” for their own evil gains.    The man of God stated during a sermon yesterday, at a special Sunday Service organized by RCCG Region 11, Ikoyi/Victoria Island family, at the Tafawa Balewa Square in Onikan, Lagos that he received a revelation from God early this year, but was just sharing it for the first time. “Those who are deliberately destroying the Naira will make the money but will not spend it,”  Adeboye declared.   The Naira has drastically nose-dived in value in recent months, exchanging at over N500 to the dollar, before it began to appreciate lately.   As at last weekend, it suffered further depreciation after it was sold N405 to the dollar at...

The scene of the explosion   A CNN report has shown that a powerful blast rippled through a Palm Sunday service at a Coptic Christian church in northern Egypt, killing 25 people and wounding 60 others. State TV reports that the explosive device at St. George Coptic church in Tanta was planted under a seat in the church, where it detonated in the main prayer hall, it said. There was no immediate claim of responsibility. News footage showed people gathered at the church, singing prayer hymns. The video then quickly switches to bars as harrowing screams and cries echo in the background. "Everything is destroyed inside the church"  and blood can be seen on marble pillars, said Peter Kamel, who saw the aftermath of the carnage.   It appeared the explosive device was placed near the altar, he said. Priests and the church choir were among the casualties. Palm Sunday is the Sunday before Easter, and marks the start of Holy Week for Christians. Social media video...

 Follow #OdinakaGod   @iamOdino 2Baba performing  # AfricanQueen  to Annie Idibia on stage at the  # BBNaija  Finale got people thinking she's pregnant 10:47 AM - 10 Apr 2017  ·  Lagos, Nigeria     Retweets     2 2 likes The above short video clip of legendary Nigerian R&B superstar, Innocent Idibia, popularly called 2Face or 2Baba, performing on stage last night at the grand finale of Big Brother Naija TV show in South Africa, emerged online and went viral.   2Baba's wife, Annie was present at the Big Brother Finale show to watch her husband perform, and was even brought on stage by the singer who performed their love song,  "African Queen" .   2Baba and his wife, Annie on stage last night   Nigerian Twitter started buzzing after watching the couple on stage and the talks on her growing baby bump escalated like wild fire as many believe w...