Muktar Hassan



BOSS: (Shouting) William!!!William!!! come to my office now!
William: Yes sir!
BOSS : William, I saw you arguing with the customer who just left. I have told you on several occasions that the customer is always right. Do you understand?
William: Yes sir! The customer is always right sir.
BOSS : So what were you arguing about?
William: He said that this company is the worst he has ever known and you are the most stupid boss he has ever come across. He says u behave like a goat.
BOSS: That bastard. What did u say to him?
William: I told him he's right bcos you've told us that customers are always right.
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