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One day, during an evening class for adults, the psychology Teacher entered the class and told students, “Let’s all play a game!” “ What Game?” The Teacher asked one of the students to volunteer. A lady, Aliza came forward. The Teacher asked  her to write 30 names of most important people in her life on blackboard. Aliza wrote names of her family members, relatives, friends, her colleagues and her neighbors. The Teacher told her to erase 3 names that Aliza considered most unimportant. Aliza erased names of her colleagues. The Teacher again told her to delete 5 more names. Aliza erased her neighbor's names. This went on until there were just four names left on the  blackboard. These were names of her mother, father, husband and the only son... The entire class became silent realizing that this wasn’t a game anymore for Aliza alone. Now, The Teacher told her to delete two more names. It was a very difficult choice for Aliza. She unwillingly deleted her paren...

A wedding is a day but marriage is a lifetime. . Silence can never be misquoted. . If you want what no one has had, do what no one has done. . It is better to be single and happy, than to be married and lonely. . Three men to avoid: A womanizer, A hot tempered man, A drunkard. . Marrying a comedian does not guarantee a happy marriage. . Four words that echo peace in marriage: I am sorry, Thank you, I love you, Please. . Marriage without friendship is like a sky without the sun. . If you rush into marriage, you may end up rushing out. . A successful marriage is always a triangle: A man, A woman, God. . Why you marry is as important as who you marry. . Much happiness in life depends on your marital choice. . Do not place your priority on good looks: nobody is ugly. . Love puts God first, Lust puts sex first. . Test every feeling of love with your peace of mind, if peace of mind is absent, God is not in it. . If you are a true friend, you will attract t...

A group of 50 people attended a seminar. Suddenly the speaker stopped and started giving each person a balloon. Each one was asked to write his/her name on it using a marker pen. Then all the balloons were collected and put in another room. Now these delegates were let in that room and asked to find the balloon which had their respective names written on within 5 minutes. Everyone was frantically searching for their names, pushing and colliding with each other, and there was utter chaos. At the endof 5 minutes, no one could find their own balloons. Now, each one was asked to randomly collect a balloon and give it to the person whose name was written on it. Within minutes everyone had their own balloons. The speaker began: "This is exactly what is happening in our lives. Everyone is frantically looking for happiness all around, not knowing where it is. Our happiness lies in the happiness of other people. Help them Find their happiness and you will get your own happi...

The blind councillor shouting as Gov. Almakura cheers him on In a bid to show his acceptance and desire to have an inclusive government that would accommodate all the people both able and disable, the Nasarawa Governor, Umaru Tanko Almakura has nominated a visually impaired man representing Gayam ward of Lafia LGA, as IMC Councilor. Hon. Yunusa Mohammed Liman who was recently sworn in as the IMC Councilor Gayam Ward, though blind, had confidently contested for the elected councillorship slot for the same ward in 2013 but lost out at the primaries. Photos released online which was taken few weeks ago, sees Mohammed jumping, shouting, laughing and then cried with tears of joy as the governor revealed he has been nominated to serve his people. “I couldn’t believe it when I was told that the Governor wanted to see me until when I heard the voice I’m very familiar with from radio and TV, talking to me and shaking my hands.  “I thank you Your Excellency fo...

The dog died after killing four deadly cobras   A hero dog has died after it stood its ground against four deadly cobras to save his owner’s family from four venomous reptiles.  According to  Deccan Chronicle  the dog sacrificed its life to save eight members of his master’s family.    It was gathered that the Doberman dog fought a bloody battle with four mountain cobras for hours and killed all of them. Minutes after he emerged victorious, the dog died due to the poisonous effects of repeated stings by the snakes.   It was gathered that the incident took place on Monday night as the snakes tried to sneak into the house of Dibakar Raita of Sebekapur village under Raygada block of Gajapati district, nearly 400 km from here.   But, the dog resisted the reptiles and challenged the cobras to a fight. Blood could be seen spilling onto the patio as the pet animal and snakes brawled. “I’m shocked. He has made the supreme sacrifice...

Bill and Hillary Clinton   Bill Clinton gave a totally amazing speech about how he wooed his wife, last night.   The former president gave the speech at the Democratic National Convention.   He stepped easily into storyteller mode, saying,  “In the spring of 1971, I met a girl.  I asked her to take a walk…we’ve been walking, talking and laughing together ever since.”   “I married my best friend,”  he continued.  “I was still in awe, after more than four years of being around her, at how smart, and strong, and caring she was.”   But the speech wasn’t just about his incredible love for his incredible wife, the first woman presidential nominee from a major party.   “She’s the best darn change-maker I’ve ever met in my entire life. This is a really important point,”  he said.  “This woman has never been satisfied with the status quo. She always wants to move the ball forward. That is just who she is.” ...

Chief of Army Staff, COAS, Lt. General Tukur Buratai   The Chief of Army Staff, COAS, Lt. General Tukur Buratai, has said that the military under his command will from this weekend launch Operation Ex-Crocodile Smile to practise Special Forces Troops in Amphibious and IS operations in riverine areas in South-South states of the country.   This has been described as a viable strategy to secure the turbulent Niger Delta region which has been adversely affected with the incessant attacks on oil facilities by the Niger Delta militants as well as other issues like kidnappings and piracy.   In the same vain, the leading militant group named the Niger Delta Avengers has said that President Muhammadu Buhari was free to step up oil exploration in the North East, but should forget about the export of any drop of crude oil from the Niger Delta. Avengers’ spokesperson, self-styled Brig-Gen. Mudoch, in a statement, entitled,  “Your drones won’t stop us,” said th...

Afrocandy   Afrocandy has hit the gym with new waist trainers to reduce her protruding tummy accompanied with old age. The former Nollywood actress was earlier on contemplating on undergoing a plastic surgery before her doctor reportedly discouraged her.   See more photos:      

  The Bayelsa state government led by Governor Seriake Dickson, have been given a seven-day ultimatum by the National Association of Nigerian Students (NANS) Zone B to meet the demands of university lecturers in order to avoid sealing government house in the state.   According to reports, lecturers in the state-owned Niger Delta University (NDU) have been on strike for over two months over the non-payment of five months salaries and the inability of government to meet their demands.   A statement released by Pedro Obi, the coordinator, NANS zone B, while lamenting the effect of the industrial action on students, asked the government to act before the ultimatum elapses.   “NANS frowns at the continued stay at home of our fellow students of Niger Delta University, Wilberforce Island through no fault of theirs. “It is on record that these lecturers are being owed over five months salaries by the state government, and the question is, how do you exp...

  A randy father has been caught pants down r*ping his 13-year-old daughter. However, the man stunned the court by telling the judge that he was merely teaching her to be an adult.   New Zimbabwe  reports that the Mahlanzi village father, who cannot be named to protect the victim’s identity, was caught by his son committing the heinous act.   Gokwe-Kwekwe regional magistrate, Amos Mbobo, convicted and sentenced him to 20 years in prison. He will however, spend an effective 18 years behind bars after two years were conditionally suspended.   Magistrate Mbobo said cases of rape of children by parents and guardians were on the increase and called for stiffer penalties.   Giving details of how it happened, prosecutors told the court that on July 12 this year, the girl was preparing to go to school when his father raped her.   “The victim was preparing to go to school when her father approached and instructed her to lie o...

UNIJOS gate   Prof. Sebastian Maimako, the new Vice Chancellor of the University of Jos, on Wednesday narrowly escaped death.   The man was nearly killed after some gunmen invaded his private residence in Eto Baba area of Jos North.   According to The Punch, the gunmen who were said to have attacked the house at about 8.30pm on Wednesday, were however, not able to penetrate the house.   According to the report, the vice chancellor who assumed office in June, was out of the country as of the time of the attack.   Two of the VC’s guards were not as lucky as their boss as they were killed by the gunmen.   Maimako took over as the VC on June 22, succeeding Prof. Hayward Mafuyai.   More details later...

Pope Francis falls as he arrives at the Jasna Gora shrine in Czestochowa, Poland July 28, 2016. © Stringer / Reuters   It was shock on the faces of people as Pope Francis fell down during holy mass in front of millions as he visited Czestochowa, Poland.    The 79-year-old pope, who hails from Argentina, was walking on a stage when he suddenly fell and was quickly helped to his feet by other religious figures. He subsequently took to his seat, continued the Mass and read his homily normally.   Francis suffers from a medical condition called sciatica, in which pain sometimes severely affects his leg and lower back.   He is on a five-day visit to Poland and was visiting the country’s holiest shrine in the city of Czestochowa, which is in the south of the country.   Watch video below:  

  File photo used only for illustrative purpose   Why is it that so many people feel lost in life, not knowing who they are, where they are going, and whether there is any purpose or meaning in their lives?   Have you ever asked yourself any of these questions? I have.   And that’s why I decided to write this blog post, in the hope that it will bring some clarity to people’s lives and help them find their way back – back to themselves, back to their hearts and back to their life’s path.   Here are 10 Reasons Why People Feel Lost in Life:   1. They have lost the connection with their own heart and Soul.   One of the many reasons why people feel lost in life is because they have disconnected from their own hearts and Souls. They pay too much attention to their rational minds, and to what everyone else has to say, and now they can no longer hear the voices of their hearts, nor can they connect to the wisdom of their Souls. ...

The adorable family "We met 12 years ago in UNIBEN in Nigeria, I was on my way to choir practice, when he walked up to me and said hello to me, I said "hi" I walked as fast as I could away from him as I was already running late for Choir practice, he kept following me and asked if I could give him a minute, I shouted at him and said "say what you want to say am late for choir practice" he was quite polite and told me his name was Richard , what's your name he asked and I answered " you asked me to give you a minute right? Your time is up" and I walked away.   "I didn't see him again until about 2 months after, I was going to the library to read and was preparing for my exams, he saw me and followed me to the library, he said I know you are preparing for your exams but please hear me out, he asked me for my mobile number, I lied to him and told him I didn't have a phone, he asked me when I will be through with my exams, I t...

  An ex-MP was one of two suicide car bombers who carried out Tuesday's deadly attacks in Somalia's capital, Mogadishu, militants have said.   Salah Nuh Ismail, 53, was among those who killed 13 people in the suicide attacks near the city's main airport, the al-Shabab group said.   Also known as Salah Badbado, the former member of parliament quit the Somali parliament in 2010 after denouncing lawmakers as  "infidels" .   At least 13 people were killed in the two car bomb attacks near an entrance to the airport in Mogadishu, where there is also a base for African Union (AU) peacekeepers. Five others were injured, most of the dead were UN contractors who operate near the scene of the explosions, Police chief Bishar Gedi told reporters   Local journalists said one of the bombs was detonated by a suicide attacker near a checkpoint. Another blast hit the airport's perimeter wall. Those killed were believed to include security guards at t...

Christian Donatus, alias Inyang   His name is Christian Donatus, alias Inyang and he is a Senior Secondary School 2 student of Eastern Secondary School, Ediba, Calabar.   According to police report, Inyang who is the leader of the robbery gang that raided Value Mart, the shop owned by former Cross River State First Lady, Obioma Imoke, two weeks ago, has been arrested.    Vanguard reports that the 19-year-old Christian from Akokwa, Imo State, was paraded by police alongside one of his accomplices, Ubong Bassey Essien, who is from Ikot Ekpene in Akwa Ibom State, while four other members of the gang are said to be on the run.    Police Public Relations Officer of Cross River Police Command’s  Ms Irene Ugbo, revealed that Christian and his gang have been terrorising various parts of the city, raiding homes, shops and commuters and dispossessing them of their valuables.    According to her, the gang shot a medical doctor at...

Mrs. Folorunsho Alakija and her husband   Africa’s second richest woman, Mrs. Folorunsho Alakija, the Chief Executive Officer of Famfa Oil, turned 65 years of age last Friday, July 15, 2016. The Oil magnate rolled out drums to celebrate her new age and also used the occasion to mark her 40th wedding anniversary. The church service for the two joyous occasions was the Cathedral Church of Christ, Marina, Lagos and the reception was held at Oriental Hotels, Victoria Island, Lagos.   See photos:          

Stephen Keshi   The late former coach ‎of the Super Eagles, Stephen Keshi, is being laid to rest.   The funeral Mass for Keshi is now ongoing at St. Paul’s Catholic Church, Airport road in Benin, Edo State.     It be recalled that Keshi died on June 8‎ in Benin at the age of 54, months after the end of his four-year spell as coach of the Super Eagles.   He was one of the only two people to have won the African Cup of Nations both as player and as coach in 1994 and 2013.   The remains of the former captain of the senior national team were brought through the centre ‎aisle of the church with his children, family members and friends following behind.     Present at the ceremony is a delegation of Nigeria Football Federation, led by its President, Amaju Pinick.   Also present is the Chairman of the Edo State Football Association, Frank Ilaboya, and former team mates of the late football strat...

The chinese couple   While speaking at the Ebute-Meta Magistrate’s court sitting in Lagos state, a hotel attendant, Emeka Nwaegbo, has told the court that 47-year-old Chinese lady, Zhen Zhen attempted to kill her 41-year-old lover, Leo Feng, when she set Ernest Hotel in the Ikeja area of Lagos on fire.   At the resumed hearing of the case yesterday, Nwaegbo told the court that Zhen accused Feng of sleeping with her at the hotel on Allen Avenue, Ikeja, on July 4, without giving her food, which informed her decision.   According to a report by Punch, Nwaegbo told the court that the lovers were customers at the hotel, adding that Feng, who was indebted to the hotel, dropped his personal effects, including passport, to assure the management that he would pay his outstanding debts.   He said,  “At about 10.30pm, they both checked into the hotel. The man dropped his belt, money, passport and socks with the receptionist downstairs because they owed...

Kiran Sheikh and Joe Campbell afer they were reunited   The man identified as Joe Campbell was able to save a baby girl from death when he found her abandoned in a phone box.   22 years after, the man has been reunited with the now grown-up girl, Kiran Sheikh.   While trying to look for him, all Kiran Sheikh, 22, knew about the man that found her is that his name is John or Joe Campbell and that he is Nigerian.   She then tried to find him by all means.   Following an appeal run in the Metro for the man who saved her, Kiran Sheikh was brought together with Joe Campbell for a sit down after the fateful day in 1994 when he discovered her.   Campbell had initially thought the small bundle was a  “bag of chips,”  before discovering the contents were far more precious.   According to The Metro, Sheikh’s biological mother made the decision to abandon her daughter because she was trapped in an abusive relati...