A Lady Lied to a Guy that she is a Graduate by Ahmed Sarauta



A lady lied to a guy dat she is a graduate.

The guy asked "kina NYSC ne?

She replied "Wallahi banayi saboda course din calculation ne zalla...." 😂😂😀😃pls dont laff alone send it to your Friends and put smiles on deh faces.

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