Marriage Wahala: Man Vs Woman forwarded by Bash


Man: Marry me?

Woman: Do you have a flat?

Man: No.
Woman: Do you have a Camry car?
Man: No.
Woman: How much is your salary?
Man: No salary, but,..
Woman: No but. You have nothing. How can I marry you? Leave please b4 I open eye for u!
Man: well...... I have one estate, 3  landed properties in GRA, 3 Ferraris, 2 Porsches and 2 G wagon. Why do I still need to buy Camry. How can I be paid salary when actually I'm the BOSS...
Woman: that's why I told you to leave, cause am coming to your house myself to propose to you......

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