Now who is drunk? by Seldom Bonkat



DRUNK MAN: Bartender pliz go and check if my galfriend is in the car outside!!



BARTENDER: (Goes out n find the girlfriend kissing MARK a friend to the drunk man)

"I found her but it's better you go n check her out yourself too"

DRUNK MAN: (Goes out n comes back laughing)  Hahahahaha

BARTENDER: What's funny??

DRUNKMAN: "That stupid MARK !!!

"HE'S SO DRUNK HE THINKS HE'S ME!!!

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