Who is the funniest? by Bashir Sani

1. HAUSA man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi.

2. IGBO man who went to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account.

3. A YORUBA man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept.

4. A TIV man who watched the news and waved at the news news caster.

5. AN EFIK nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping  pills.

6. AN IGALA man who lowered his TV volume because he wanted to read a text message..

9. AN IKWERE man who polished his shoes to take a passport photo.

10. AN ISOKO man who climbed a mango tree to check if the mango was ripe enough then came  down and started stoning it.

11. A FULANI man who chose to drink Fanta because he thought sprite was unripe.

12. A GWARI man who saw something that looked like shit, touched and tasted and said "Hmmm" na shit ooo!!! Thank God I no match am.

13. AN IDOMA man who put his radio inside the refrigerator because he wanted to listen to Cool FM.