My mother told me a story long time ago before I came to Azare .. my mother worked in the bank, 1st Bank  to be precise, she was the head of her department.  One day my Grandmother, came to visit her in the bank.. My Garndmother was dressed to got the market not the bank.  She was well presented, however she went over to visit my mother, when she came to the office, looking almost like a beggar my mother was very upset about her appearance but rather than showing it, she left her desk and came straight to the door, in full view of everybody in the bank, she knelt down to greet and receive my grandmother, when she did so, other workers left their desk to kneel and greet my grandmother..  My grand mother wore old clothes to visit the market ( not to dress flashy) but she branched to see her daughter .. she was treated like a beggar, till someone humbly gave her due respect ..  My grandmother left the bank with the escort of a bank driver to...

This oyinbo people, no be today dia sense start. They just took all their hobbies and arranged them as Olympic Sports. Can you see this?  Water polo, Dancing horses, Fencing etc. Then they invited us knowing our sense never pass football and 100m.  So we are just there to watch them carry 30, 60 gold medals while we are battling for 2. We should organise a protest o. We must boycott this Olympic 419 games until they add more afrocentric sports like... - eba swallowing competition - ludo - fashion and make up - ten-ten - molue-jumping - fence-flying - okada race - spending money - gele-tying - beating traffic -draft playing -baba ijebu Ayo olopon nko? Abi? Na wetin ke?

When Musa was in JSS2, his teacher always yelled at him, calling him a waste of product & failure in life"..... One day, Musa's grandma came to school to check how her grandson was doing.  The teacher told her quite frankly that she had never seen such a dumb boy all her life b4; & advised her 2 withdraw him frm school, becouse schooling for Musa would be a total waste of time & money. The grandma was shocked at the teacher's comment so She withdrew her grandson frm d school & relocated him 2 Maiduguri.. **** 25 years later****   The teacher was diagnosed wit a cancer. All d doctors she met advised her 2 do surgery & its only a certain doctor in d whole of  Nigeria (practicing In Maiduguri) could perform dis procedure) wit no alternative, the teacher agreed to have the surgery. .Fortunately, It was successful.  When she woke up some hours after d surgery, she sa...

I remember calling a lady who owed me some money and she didn't pick my calls. I called 10 times and still no answer.. Then I decided to send her a message that reads -  *"Hi madam, I'm not calling for the money issue o, I just wanted to tell you that I just witnessed two girls fighting for your husband in town today, it was a big fight and he was just there watching, and then one of the girls managed to escape and got into his car and they drove away",* then l pressed send button. After some minutes she called and I ignored, she kept calling and I saw 21 missed calls from her and a message which reads -  *"where was the fighting spot, where did they go, did you recognize the girls???Pleased tell me, am falling apart."* I just read and didn't respond. She called again 5 times and I didn't answer, then another message from her - *"I have your money,  can we meet and you tell me more?"* Then I replied, ok yo...

FACTS ABOUT MANCHESTER UNITED TO KNOW (1)Man Utd are the first and the only club in the world to own their club plane.(they don't hire the flight like R.Madrid&Barcelona etc when going to matches around the world.) (2)Man Utd are the only club to have been managed by the same manager for 26 yrs.(SAF) (3)Man Utd are the only club to have won 20 premier League titles than other club in England. (4)Man Utd are the only club to have won a treble in England.(1999) (5)Man Utd are the first and the only club to reach 1000 goals last season since 1992. (6)Man Utd will be the first club to reach 2000 points this season since 1992.(they only need 48 points to seal the mark) (7)Man Utd are the first club to sign an Amernian player in the EPL.(Henrik Mikhtaryan) (8)Man Utd are the first club to have a player who won the Balon D'or in England.(Cristiano Ronaldo in 2008) (9)Man Utd are the first club in England to sign the most expensive black te...

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My heartfelt gratitude to Almighty Allah for His Infinite Mercy on my family, That it pleases Him to let us witness a special day like dis to celebrate u our darling son. Seeing u grow up inspires us in an awesome way, dat is why u deserve the best from Daddy and Mummy.  I couldn't ask for anything better than dis from Allah cos u fill my heart with joy and happiness each and everyday of my life.  I pray Allah SWT grant u many fruithful years ahead, may He make u fame in Deen (Islam), may He make you a mujahid, may He elevate u among ur peers, insha Allah u wil live to fulfil ur dreams and may you always find favour's in d sight of Allah nd human. Now, step out in a grand style my lovely son, cos today is ur day nd knw dat mummy wil alwaz have ur back. I love you so much. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY ABDULHAMID. With love from mummy & daddy✔

Nigerian soldiers say they defied orders to launch an operation against Boko Haram militants because the soldiers were not adequately armed. The soldiers say the incident happened Saturday, when soldiers with Nigeria's 21st Armored Brigade were told to advance toward Gwoza and Daiwa, two parts of Borno state where the militants are active. One soldier said the group refused orders when they were told to move ahead without two armored personnel carriers that were initially assigned to the operation. The soldiers spoke to journalists Wednesday in the city of Maiduguri on condition of anonymity. Nigerian defense spokesman Chris Olukolade said he did not know about the incident but denied reports of a mutiny, saying, "Our soldiers are too disciplined and patriotic to indulge in this dangerous offense." Nigeria's government has struggled in its fight against Boko Haram, which is blamed for thousands of deaths in the past five years. Analysts have said t...

Conversation between Grandma and her granddaughter. *Grandma:* Akosua, where are you going? *Akosua:* Grandma, Please- I am going to Church. *Grandma:*  Really? Please come and sit down and let's talk for a minute before you go. I think we still have ample time before the Church Service begins? Don't we? *Akosua:* About an hour, Yes. *Grandma:* The way you are dressed, in fact, you look very sexy. *Akosua:* (Smiling) Thank you very much. *Grandma:* Hmmm, Akosua, I can see you love that compliment. Please tell me, do you need someone to have sex with you? *Akosua:* Ooh noo. Grandma. Why this question? *Grandma:* If you do not need someone to have sex with you, then, why do you dress "sexy"? *Akosua:* There's nothing to worry about, Grannie. I just want to... *Grandma:* (cuts in) ... dress to kill, as usual! Akosua,  A Godly girl should never feel proud or swollen- headed when someone tells her that she looks ...

When I was in primary school, I never knew the Nigerian national anthem was in English language. Back then, it used to be like: Araiz oh compamshown Najeriya skolobey Tusa awa fadaslan witlo an sley anfe Dale bo of awahirosfa Shaleba vi inveh Tusa tusa awa mayt Worle shobon in frido Pisan yuniti" Hehehe, don't laugh at me, I know u also sang it like that.

✈Adamu, an airplane cleaner, *was cleaning the pilot's cockpit when he saw a book entitled, "HOW TO FLY AN Airplane FOR BEGINNERS.* FCC. Volume 1" ✈He opened the 1st page which said: *To start the engine, press the red button.* He did so, and the airplane engine started. He was happy, and opened the next page: ✈To set airplane moving, *press the blue button.* He did so and the plane started moving at an amazing speed. ✈He wanted to fly, so he opened the 3rd page which said: *To let airplane fly, please press the green button.* He did so and the plane started to fly. He was excited. ✈After 20 minutes of flying, he was satisfied and wanted to land so he decided to go to the 4th page. He fainted after reading the instructions. *✈The 4th page said: To learn how to land a plane, please buy Volume 2 at the nearest bookshop.* GOBE! Lesson:  When a new idea comes to mind always take your time before implementation! Have a great day ahead

Small time Ijaw men go jump enter water like fish,  See swimming for Olympics, ZERO medal for Nigeria.  Igbo man go dey tumble for Atilogwu, see gymnastics for Olympics, no entry.   Hausa man go enter boat dey shout Argungu Fishing Festival, See Rowing at the Olympics, ZERO medal for Nigeria.  Fulani herdsmen fit shoot arrow from 1km kill anyone wey wan steal dem cow, Olympics reach, make dem go do Archery dem no gree show face.  Yoruba man will remove clothes, wrist watch and pant to fight at Ojuelegba. See boxing at the Olympics, zero medal. The one wey vex me pass na Warri people.  Warri man go say Warri no dey carry last......wetin Blessing Okagbare, our own Warri girl carry for 100m Olympic finals?  No be last..? I taya 4 Naija sef. Una well done have peaceful Night rest

O my goodness, why do Nigerian like copying from thier leaders so fast, Honarable Yakubu Dogara the Speaker NASS  help us fine out the exact problem of this budget padding, knowing about the PADDING issues I start suspecting budget padding in my household. There has been an uncovered attempts by some yet to be identified members of my household to pad my September household budget. Areas where padding attempts were made includes but not limited to the followings. 1. Half of the money meant for yam and garri was diverted to indomie, cornflakes and shawarma. 2. The sum set aside for cleaning and laundry has been changed to purchase of diesel to power generator to watch Telemundo , Tom and Jerry and Zee world. 3. Monies for zogale, kuli kuli gari and charcoal have been tactically removed. 4. Estimates for contingency has been shifted to the vote for wonderland and millennium park weekend fun. Kai Padding everywhere.

  Pastor Chris Ojigbani   Recently, there was this controversy going on in the social media that a man shouldn’t marry a woman who doesn’t know how to cook or a woman who doesn’t pray for an hour. So, I deem it necessary to clarify the issue. As the apostle of marriage, it’s my responsibility to clarify the issue to avoid causing more delayed marriage, separation and divorce in the world.   This is the will of God concerning the issue: You must not use cooking as a criterion for choosing your spouse. Though food is important in life, cooking must not be used as a criterion for choosing a spouse. Why? I tell you three reasons.   First, a woman who doesn’t know how to cook can actually learn how to cook. Second, a woman can employ the services of a professional cook. Third, a husband can tolerate if his wife doesn’t cook very well. Tolerance is important in marriage because everybody has weaknesses, both husbands and wives. If a woman doesn’t know how t...

A wife technically caused herself and marriage harm when she allowed her husband bring a female friend to come live at the basement of their house. She is currently leaving in fear of losing her man to the lady who has built strong ties with the husband's family.   Read her message to Joro Olumofin:  

Inset photo used for illustrative purposes only   Speaking in an interview with the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN), in Damaturu on Thursday, Muhammadu Fari, Yobe State Commandant of the Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps (NSCDC), said fishermen recovered corpses of two boys from River Nguru on Wednesday.   According to Muhammadu, the boys were likely aged between 13 and 14 years, and that investigation was in progress to ascertain their identity and cause of death, adding that parents and guardians should monitor the movement of their wards to avoid the waters as the rain intensifies.   Premium Times reported that the NSCDC commandant said several houses, farmlands and livestock were destroyed by flood in Adaya village, Potiskum local government area of the state. “We received report of flooding after down pour in which several people were rendered homeless following destruction of houses and farmlands while livestock were washed away. There was no...

    These photos have gone viral on social media and have caused quite a stir.   A young man is seen in the photos posing with his little sisters while flaunting a gun which he had pointed on the head of one of them.   The young man who is said to be from the Phillipines, has received a lot of backlash after the photos went viral.   Many social media users have asked why he would even think of striking a pose like that with such a dangerous weapon.   Now, authorities in Philippines are are reportedly searching for the young man for investigation.   See photos below;      

  Nigerian singer, Faze Alone - a member of the defunct Plantashun Boiz music group shared the picture above asking if its a haircut or a 'head cut'.   One wonders if one can barb this kind of hair style and go about his daily activities without undue attention

  Soldiers killed 27 Boko Haram insurgents and arrested 10 others in Northern Cameroon, the Commander of a Regional Army Force said on Thursday.   “A Multinational Joint Task Force (MJTF) set up by Nigeria, Niger, Chad, Benin and Cameroon to fight Boko Haram across borders, ambushed a group of the terrorists on Wednesday near the town of Fotokol. “It is located close to the border with Nigeria. No soldiers were killed during the clashes, according to Dobekreo,’’  the MJTF Commander, Bouba Dobekreo, said.   Boko Haram poses a steady threat to communities in the north-east of Nigeria and has also launched offensives in neighbouring Chad, Niger and Cameroon.   The group’s goal is to enforce a strict interpretation of Islamic law, known as Sharia. Since 2009, at least 14,000 people have died at the hands of the Sunni fundamentalists.   NAN

Andrew Jones carries his heart around in a backpack   This is the heartbreaking story of a bodybuilder who suffered heart failure and was rushed to hospital for a transplant. After the successful transplant, the man now carries his artificial heart around in a backpack.    Dailymail  revealed that Andrew Jones, from Conneticut, first became unwell in 2012 after struggling to breathe during a run. He was horrified when two years later he started to cough up blood and developed a high fever.   In hospital, doctors diagnosed the 26-year-old with cardiomyopathy - a hereditary disease of the heart muscle - and soon he became so weak he couldn't stand, walk or dress himself. Just months later, he was told he can only survive if a transplant was immediately carried out.   However, because there were no organs available, he was fitted with a pacemaker and an artificial heart - which he now carries around in a bag on his back.   Now, h...

  Ghana’s most controversial man of God, Bishop Daniel Obinim sparked yet another outrage on social media today after  a video showing him flogging  a teenage girl and her alleged boyfriend in the full glare of his congregation surfaced online, and stirred up conversations on why the ‘Angel of God' has not yet been arrested.   According to Olisa.TV, the incident took place yesterday at Obinim’s International Godsway Church in Ghana. The bishop had claimed that his  “angels”  revealed to him that the two youngsters were fornicating, leading him to bring them out during service and punish them for their sins.   He also stated that their s*xual affair had resulted in pregnancy and they had secretly terminated it.    In the video which was televised live on his OBTV, many of Obinim’s followers in the church, including his musician wife, Florence Obinim were seen laughing as the bishop repeatedly whipped the duo.   At ...

  A medical doctor has been confirmed dead in Anambra State following a fresh outbreak of Lassa fever.   This latest development has sent residents of the state into palpable fear.   According to Daily Post, the State Ministry of Health Thursday made this announcement in Awka during a one-day Lassa fever training workshop.   Speaking at the workshop, one of the resource persons, Dr. Jane Ezeonu confirmed that the medical doctor died at the Nnamdi Azikiwe Teaching Hospital, Nnewi, three days ago.   The Director of Public Health in the state, Dr Emmanuel Okafor, who also spoke at the event confirmed that the state had equally recorded three other deaths recently.   She warned the people of the state to avoid taking raw garri, adding that they should protect their food and related items from rats.   According to him,  “In Anambra State, we don’t know the number of cases of the disease, but we have three confirmed deaths”...

Abuja Taxi drivers   It is not unusual for people to operate  “kabukabu”,  Nigeria’s parlance for unregistered cabs. What is, however, news is that it has gradually become a way of life especially in Abuja, the Federal Capital Territory (FCT), for most civil servants.   Residents of the nation’s capital have come to accept it as a part of the city’s transport system. Findings indicate that there are two types of kabukabu operators; namely, those who do it for livelihood because of unemployment and others who are duly employed but make out time to use their vehicles as  “kabukabu.”   The latter are mostly public servants who use their vehicles to comb the city to pick up commuters or passengers especially while coming to work in the morning and returning home after work.   Some others still operate during work hours. They include civil servants who may have less to do in the office, policemen, soldiers, and personnel of other paramil...