STORY OF ADAMU, THE STUDENT-PILOT



✈Adamu, an airplane cleaner, *was cleaning the pilot's cockpit when he saw a book entitled, "HOW TO FLY AN Airplane FOR BEGINNERS.* FCC. Volume 1"

✈He opened the 1st page which said: *To start the engine, press the red button.* He did so, and the airplane engine started. He was happy, and opened the next page:

✈To set airplane moving, *press the blue button.* He did so and the plane started moving at an amazing speed.

✈He wanted to fly, so he opened the 3rd page which said: *To let airplane fly, please press the green button.* He did so and the plane started to fly. He was excited.

✈After 20 minutes of flying, he was satisfied and wanted to land so he decided to go to the 4th page. He fainted after reading the instructions.

*✈The 4th page said: To learn how to land a plane, please buy Volume 2 at the nearest bookshop.*
GOBE!

Lesson:  When a new idea comes to mind always take your time before implementation!
Have a great day ahead

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