Oyinbo People Sense by Halima Shehu

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August 24, 2016

This oyinbo people, no be today dia sense start. They just took all their hobbies and arranged them as Olympic Sports. Can you see this?

Water polo, Dancing horses, Fencing etc. Then they invited us knowing our sense never pass football and 100m.

So we are just there to watch them carry 30, 60 gold medals while we are battling for 2.

We should organise a protest o. We must boycott this Olympic 419 games until they add more afrocentric sports like...

- eba swallowing competition

- ludo

- fashion and make up
- ten-ten
- molue-jumping
- fence-flying
- okada race
- spending money
- gele-tying
- beating traffic
-draft playing
-baba ijebu

Ayo olopon nko?

Abi? Na wetin ke?

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