FUNNY BUT SIMPLY THE TRUTH

1. No matter how beautiful and handsome you are, just remember
Baboon and Gorillas also attract tourists.***Stop Boasting.
2. No matter how big and strong you are, you will not carry
yourself to your Grave.***Be Humble!
3. No matter how tall you are, you can never see tomorrow.***Be
Patient!
4. No matter how Light Skinned you are, you will always need light
in Darkness.***Take Caution!
5. No matter how Rich and many Cars you have, you will always
walk to Bed.***Be Contented!
Take Life Easy.
Life is "Exp. + Exp. + Exp."
Yesterday was Experience.
Today is Experiment.
Tomorrow is Expectation.
So, use your Experience in your Experiment to achieve your
Expectations.

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