Which one FOOL pass? by Martin Danladi

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Mr James and his friend Mr Oko were arguing about their sons stupidity.
Mr James argued that his son was more silly than Oko’s son.
Oko however, disagreed, so they decided to put their sons to test.

James called his son and asked him to buy something for him at the market. 

The boy ran out without even asking for what to buy and money.

James said,”You see how silly he is?
He didn’t even ask for what to buy or money“.
Mr Oko retorted : "is this what you call foolishness? just wait and see",
Oko calls his son and said “go home and check if i am in the house”
Oko’s son took to his heels and came back panting, ”papa U no dey house.
Mama say U dey your friend's place".
Which one FOOL pass?
Stay healthy, keep the laughter and smiles alive... 

Despite the economic recession lafta is still free. 

So I go laff jare...

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