Jokes: A Pilot was Told to Transfer Mad People from Nigeria to U.S.A by Osodi Doris


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He agreed and carried them in his plane . Every place was so noisy . Later one of the mad person approached the pilot and say "pls can you teach me how to drive the aeroplane"?.

The pilot replied , I will teach you how to drive if you will tell your friends to stop making noise (knowing that he can't do it).

The mad man went in, after some minutes ,everywhere was silent as if an angel entered d plane.

After some minute the mad man came back and tell the pilot that everywhere is cool now .

The pilot became happy and asked what did you do to them that make them to keep calm.

The mad man replied , i opened the door for them to go and play outside. the pilot fainted

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