VETERINARY DOCTOR VS MEDICAL DOCTOR By BASHIR SANI

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A Vet. doctor felt sick and was rushed to d hospital by his wife.

MEDICAL DOCTOR: What's the problem?
But the patient (Vet. Doctor) didn't talk.
The Medical Doctor asked him again, but still with a cow face looking odd didn't respond. And so the Medical Doctor got annoyed suddenly.

VET. DOCTOR: We in veterinary clinic don't ask our patient what's the problem, we only observe the clinical signs and get to know the problem.

The Medical Doctor nodded  his head, observed d clinical signs, prescribed some drugs and gave to his wife and said: "By 3days if he does not recover slaughter him..."

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