Jokes of the Day: An Ekiti-based teacher during a class session Forwarded by Temitope

An Ekiti-based teacher during a class session


TEACHER: Who is the President of Nigeria?

CHILDREN: (They all chorused) Lamido Sanusi!

TEACHER: Correct! Who is the Minister of Defence?

CHILDREN: Asari Dokubo!

TEACHER: Good! What is the capital city of Nigeria?

CHILDREN: Enugu!

TEACHER: Very good! Who composed the national Anthem?

CHILDREN: D-Banj and 2face!

TEACHER: Excellent. What do you call peoples from Moscow?

CHILDREN: Mosquitoes!

TEACHER: Perfect! How much is 2+ 5?

CHILDREN: 25!

TEACHER: That’s great! You’re going to remain like this until Fayose pay my salary!....Una never see anything.lol

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