#Jokes of the Day: IF I BECOME THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA


My 12 Points Agenda would be as follows:


1. I am going to make sure any guy or girl who breaks each others heart will spend 20years in jail.

2. No man is entitled to more than one wife.

3. Any guy without 6 packs or any girl without figure 8 will have to relocate to Iran or Iraq for  survival.

4. No work on Mondays

5. You must not have more than 4kids...

6. If U are married and ain't paying attention to your wife,you will be jailed until you change.

7. Every cheating man or woman must be kept in a zoo for 2 months.

8. No sex until U seek permission from your local Govt chairman... and it's once per month....

9.Every boy must register his girlfriend in the ministry of woman affairs,which makes it one boy one girl ,if you want re-register a new girl you will publish it on 4 different newspaper's

10.Any girl who is not married till 35 years will be taken to chibok for the exchange of our girls held  by boko haram

11.Any man of 40 years and still single will receive a free wife from the federal government.

12.Every marriage certificate will have expiration date and will be renewed promptly when expired....

Question is Will u vote for me??

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