#Jokes: Akpos on his Way to LOndon

Akpos won N10m via lottery, kept the money inside a 'Ghana must go' bag, went under a tree, buried the money, snapped the spot & the tree with a camera & decided to travel to London.


As he was on a Air plane heading to London, he brought out the picture from the camera, stared at it & was shocked to see a guy on top of d tree smiling
What would you do if you were Akpos?

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