can't Stop Laughing



Can't stop laughing.."I was buying something at a junction and while waiting for my change, I saw a woman with a little child. The child was walking a bit faster than the woman and the woman shouted...

"Degree wait for me". I was so amazed at hearing someone called that name, so I walked closer to the woman and asked ....ma,why do you call this child degree? The woman laughed and said "I sent his mother to the University and this is what she brought back".....

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