A Man Was Drunk and Proposed to a Babe Yesterday, Now Don't Know What to Do - Man Regrets

More trouble than he could probably have ever imagined after he popped the big question when he was heavily drunk.
 
File photo: A party
Read what he posted below (edited: Yesterday was my friends birthday party (still battling with the hangover right now). 
 
Now there is this babe I knew through a friend. We've been together for a month. So, during the party, I got so high with weed and vodka. But I was not myself, I didn't even know how it happened.
 
I'm told I ordered the DJ to stop the music that I got an important announcement to make. They said I knelt down and asked this babe to be my wife and mother of my kids. I have this small ring I always wear on my last finger so I guess that's what I gave her cos I can't find it no more. 
 
Now the thing is this, I don't love this babe. We both know it's just s*x and I've even passed her to my boss before and he fukked. I woke up this morning to see like 5 messages from her telling me how excited and happy she is for the proposal.
 
I don't know how to explain to her and friends that I was high when I made the proposal.
 
-CocaineAddict

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